Manipal situated in western ghats, has a tropical weather, continuos incessant rains close to wht happens in the rainforests, the evergreen forsts.
living in manipal, i have to to enjoy and despise the never ending rainfall, have adapted to such a habitat too.
its been 4 long years.
but never have i seen the prolongation of rains into november..;.
today is the 1st of december and guess WHAT...
anyway, i am more of a michael chricton fan when it comes to the concept of global warming.
Hence i have started Imagining on the lines of the mayan concept of end of the worlds...
it says chaos leading to ultimate Armageddon in the year 2012...
politically (i.e manmade) chaos has incread and accelerated from world war 1 to the recent aggression by north korea on the south leadin to massive tensions in that region, ofcourse the war on terror
and pre existing tensions in the indian subcontinent..
the weather too has been more on the rough side since a past few years...
now this november rain has forced me to think on lines of 2012 being the end of the world...
COOL
so i have an idea...
lets all go to the himalayas... start traing from now... in terms of increasing ur tolerance to high altitudes, plus stamina...blah blah... learn to swim for looooong distances and stay afloat for long hours, try to live on a minumum diet, so tht ur body adapt to long days of starvation...
ultimatley after all this confirm the date of armageddon, from a few days before tht go to nepal become friends with some trekking enthusiatic sherpas... they will be ur friends for the future...fo those who r single try finding a hot nepali chick to climb with u to mt. everest... remember This is All for the propogation of Human species.
anyway after al this make sure you buy a paraglider, one each for all those who r trekking along with u... make sure u plan ur trek or ascent to the peak, mt.everest so tht u reach its summit on the day of armegeddon.... stay there.. yea ofcourse carry lots of food... Beforwe tht i forgot to mention one thing,,,, make sure u train some donkeys along with u for this adventure from now on, coz
u may need them to carry ur supplies.
anyway so stay there..
To Be Continued
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